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sir RAVEN WING wrote:

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the WINDOW.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and IGÇÖm going home now
I know it made no sense, but this is in the locker room!
I had another one, but I don't want to offend anyone. That and it's long...
Warning!

Here it is... I warned you!
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"


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Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 203	Posted - 2014.10.29 18:45:00 - [1] - Quote Tell a good dust joke, likes for everybody. Oprah voice "likes for everybody, you get a like, you get a like, you get a like" The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 18:58:00 - [2] - Quote TritusX wrote: Bright Steel wrote: Tell a good dust joke, likes for everybody. Oprah voice "likes for everybody, you get a like, you get a like, you get a like" farming likes shows that you don't deserve likes from real people stop cheating yourself Not farming likes, offering likes to hear a good joke. Me give likes, not take You weren't funny so no like for you. The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:00:00 - [3] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Tell a good Dust joke? Okay. Assault swarm launcher. Thought Rattati was going to fix that thing, don't know what happened there.... The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:05:00 - [4] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: knock knock Who is there? CCP CCP who? Hello? opens door to find a note saying Soon Now that deserves a like! Better than arkena's "CCP?" And the signature!!! Lol The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:08:00 - [5] - Quote Denchlad 7 wrote: 10 Year Plan. If I could give half a like I would Where's the creativity people, I bored at work and your killing me!!! The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:18:00 - [6] - Quote https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=178981&find=unread https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=178980&find=unread Some inspiration The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:20:00 - [7] - Quote G Felix wrote: My KDR. Yep I feel ur pain. Top 5 on leader board consistently and I have a KDR of "you suck" or roughly 1.03 The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:21:00 - [8] - Quote Maken Tosch wrote: Two mercs walked into Maken... And then...... The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 213	Posted - 2014.10.30 13:33:00 - [9] - Quote G Felix wrote: Bright Steel wrote: G Felix wrote: My KDR. Yep I feel ur pain. Top 5 on leader board consistently and I have a KDR of "you suck" or roughly 1.03 I lie to myself and blame the Million Clone Challenge, but I know the truth. I have a plasma cannon habit, and I need help. I have total lack of fear of dieing and I run cheap suits. I tend to be a bit to aggressive. "I don't care how many times I die, but ur a dead man" -said to any tanker, pilot, or proto suite- The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 270	Posted - 2014.11.17 12:56:00 - [10] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: A man walks into a psychiatristGÇÖs office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, GÇ£Well, I can clearly see youGÇÖre nuts.GÇ¥ +2 for you... LOL The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST

Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 315	Posted - 2014.11.17 17:22:00 - [11] - Quote sir RAVEN WING wrote: Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the WINDOW. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and IGÇÖm going home now I know it made no sense, but this is in the locker room! I had another one, but I don't want to offend anyone. That and it's long... Warning! Here it is... I warned you! Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" Ok, now that I stopped laughing you get ur like +10 The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST